So, I don’t know how many of you have had the misfortune of seeing this, but if you haven’t & you read this, i’m hoping to ruin your desire to want to see it and any possiblitie you might have had in enjoying the movie, simply because i think it’s stupid. you do not have to read any farther than

THIS POINT [if you do not wish to]

back on track, to start off, the main reason i think that they put this movie out into viewing is so once again people will appreciate GOOD movies. if you throw in a few bad ones every now in then people will realize that hey that other stuff is ok.  and they will make more money off of it.

next you have to put up with the constant jiggling of the camera the ENTIRE film, i mean i understand that the guy in the movie who is taking it is not a video guy but come on is it THAT hard to catch a scene that dosen’t shake and turn every which way?

Then how the hell did eveyone else die, but this one little video recording did not get damaged by the explosion at the end? hmm? so unrealistic.

i think my favoriate part, and the only enjoyable scene would have to be when the four of them are in the room underground [after traveling through the tunnle] and they say ok, basically we can sit here and die, go down the tunnle and die by thoes spider creatures, or go up on the land and get eatin by that spider lookin godzilla wanna be. and thats because its so funny and true. and they decide on going up to the land in attempts of finding the other girl, the eventually do, and low and  behold, get eatin by the spider godzilla lookin wanna be.

i do admit, that i give it props on being increadibably realistic unlike 99.9% of the movies out there where mr awesome goes off in impossible situations to rescue the girl and everything is ok and they fall in love, because they just die at the end. and thats cool. and the explosions were all cool too, even though it was the kind of focus where you see a picture and some one always says “oh shit i think thats a ghost” when really its just whoever developed the film accidentally spit on it or something…yea.  the idea and imagery it brings to your imagination afterwards…fucking shweet! unless you have a shitty imagination, then who knows, you might just like the movie.

it’s one of thoes movies where it’s way funner to actually sit down and talk about it than to sit by yourself and watch. so if your on your period and just want some feel good movie that is nowhere close to reality and has some decent shots in it, rent 10 things i hate about you. its cute and you don’t get motion sickness while sitting in your chair.

actually i bet if you added a rocking chair to the effect of cloverfield then you might actually get the drunk spins effect while sober.