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umbrella.jpgi’m giving you this umbrella and wishing you safety and love, but it is time we part ways. it has been a great journey.

i know what your thinking.

th_ihateyou.jpgand if you are ever in need of a good song, but grow tired of fall out boy, i suggest Senses Fail, their best song and one i dedicate it to you, Calling All Cars.

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hopefully, we at least had a few good laughs. it’s time however, to go back to real life.

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-my last loves going out-NOW- hope ya caught em. peace.

Side Note: i know what your thinking, “i just shit my pants!!!” dood that sucks, good luck cleaning that out. Good bye my good friend, i will remember these times as pleasant ones, where sleep was foreign and laughs were often. Savor these last words of mine, until i become famous and you can hear my words whenever you choose. Im so sorry it had to end this way, this terrible way…but get over it. =/. =p. lol, i know you will. 

final score. 

INIDANS : WON!!!! [duh, because were awesome]

GLASSES : ZERO!!!! [because i will always win, biotch]

I don’t see why guys like boobs so much, or the kicker here why some of them think that touchy feely all over them is supposed to turn us on.

Basically what they are is a pile of fat in a pyramid shape on our chest. Suck on em, squeeze em play with em, if that amuses you, thats great, but it’s not really gonna amuse me…Oh…yea, thanks for playing with my fat piles on my chest. thanks, thats wonderful…