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i’m giving you this umbrella and wishing you safety and love, but it is time we part ways. it has been a great journey.
i know what your thinking.
and if you are ever in need of a good song, but grow tired of fall out boy, i suggest Senses Fail, their best song and one i dedicate it to you, Calling All Cars.
hopefully, we at least had a few good laughs. it’s time however, to go back to real life.
-my last loves going out-NOW- hope ya caught em. peace.
Side Note: i know what your thinking, “i just shit my pants!!!” dood that sucks, good luck cleaning that out. Good bye my good friend, i will remember these times as pleasant ones, where sleep was foreign and laughs were often. Savor these last words of mine, until i become famous and you can hear my words whenever you choose. Im so sorry it had to end this way, this terrible way…but get over it. =/. =p. lol, i know you will.
final score.
INIDANS : WON!!!! [duh, because were awesome]
GLASSES : ZERO!!!! [because i will always win, biotch]
1. Family is ________ !!!!!
2. Applebee’s is the best overpriced little place in town, and out. The pleasant atmosphere will calm any get together, and bring up the spirit. & they have the best Oreo MilkShakes. yumm.
3. It doesn’t matter how much sleep you get if your day is exhausting, or mind numbing.
4.Pay attention to little details, you’ll see a lot more than you thought was there.
5.Out side of the city most people have a garage that is as big, OR bigger than their house.
6. Look when driving on long highways and you’ll see most huge yards filled with old run down cars.
7. Cheesy video games are the best. especially ones you randomly find at a pawn shop, you know those video games no one’s ever heard of. grrr-ate.
8. Good will is 90% filled with clothes, if your not buying clothes it’s a good idea not to just go hang out at Good will, the strong urge might get the better half of you. Or you might get pissed at your madra for being unbudging.
9. Blunt mom’s are no fun. If you have one you know, it’s always going to be all or nothing. no in between, which you then realize isn’t half bad, but you can’t have it.
10. There are moments when there’s nothing you can do but whine and there for it feels good. I hate the feeling of being absolutely powerless. Like when it comes to something like not having done any of your huge project and your standing in front of your teacher trying to explain why you just didn’t do it and wishing you could go back in time.
1. Some times when your so excited, you maybe should hide it. Not everyone can pull off being male and singing like a chick. ; )
2.If all else fails when you have a bunch of people over at your house, say fuck it, sit down and play video games. It works for almost anything too, don’t wanna do the dishes-video games, procrastinating homework- video games, ignoring your friends? – video games.
3. When your sister wont do any laundry just tell her she can’t wear your clothes any more, she’ll run out of pantys soon enough.
4. Piece of advise, I know cleaning sucks, even comparable to the worlds biggest balls kinda sucks, but you should clean so you don’t get a bug problem and then following that a spider infestation, which givin enough time will eventually attract mice or rats. not pretty. just clean, get it over with. kay?
5. The silent treatment will get anything out of somebody, use with caution though, you might lose them as a friend if abused, although if your trying to lose them it will only encourage drama. no fun.
6. If you name your cat bullet [or any other witty name implying greatness] he will eventually get tired of being hyper all day and sleep nonstop.
7. People will assume anything you let them, so say fuck it and prove their assumptions right before they get the chance to make it, like say doing random acts of kindness such as putting a rubber band around their sink hose. [for anyone who doesn't know thats a little sprayer next to the fosit in some house's it comes in handy in kitchen wars.]
8. The Discovery Channel is the best. well, after Youtube, and blasting music to piss off the neighbors that is.
9. Don’t ask. It’s easier to get forgiveness than get permission, especially when the rents have already said no. [this one is a bit clishe and over used, but it's a goodun none the less]
10. When no tums are available try 1tsp of baking soda[?] and some water, works wonders, even on the spins.
Random Facts For Today.
1. Eating an entire box of PB cap’in crunch in a day WILL give you a tummy ache, even if you had help from your sister, & it’s not a great way to start out a diet, but it does taste really good.
2. When it’s sunny the entire week before something big is about to happen, and you really need clear skys on a certain day, there will naturally be to many clouds in the sky, especially on say a day a Lunar eclipse is going to happen.
3. Putting a cat right in front of a spider wont make the cat chase it, let alone see it.
4. Im Procrastinating writing this one about
5. 94% of Americans say “oh shit” before driving into the ditch. But if you jump when someone says “boo” then your more likely to scream the entire way in and for five seconds after your already stuck.
6. Power Tools are amazing and take alot less time than doing everything by hand. & shockingly they are somewhat easy to use, [of course as long as your careful with them, shelley's safety tip with power tools #1] not to mention the awesome side effect of feeling totally bad ass while using said Power Tool.
7. If you spend alot of money on something in hopes of learning and/or mastering it, then you never get around to it, or you lose interest, like say a guitar for example, just doodle on it and call it art, works out wonders and makes you feel like less of a douche for spending so much money and then not committing.
8. Don’t get drunk and fall on the wood pile. Not fun,ok it is, but then you get a cut on your finger that just wont go away.
9. The best place to find collectibles, like that weird ass mountain dew bottle with killer designs on it, would be in someones yard as litter, just make sure to wash thoroughly before touching, it might be a good idea for you to always have rubber gloves with you, in case you come across such a rare creature.
10. When quitting smoking i have found it helpful to make a mimic of some one i dont like and carry it around with me to punch when something ridiculous happens. Here’s how to create a mimic in easy steps with everyday items.
- Take a paper sack.
- Fill it with toilet paper
- Draw a face of the person you dislike the most
- Duck tape the end.
- Punch at your own leisure.
- at the end of the day, throw it away.
it’s that easy.
11. Always go to the movie with someone you can talk to, that way if the movie is boring, you can talk to someone, it’s also a good idea to make sure no one they find more interesting than you goes, otherwise you might lose you chance at talking to them when they ignore you and talk to the more interesting person.
12. Don’t listen to people when your drunk, because you are NOT going to DIE by falling fifteen feet off a bridge. =]
13. Summer is a beautiful thing, never forget that.
